Inception

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All very funny, but seriously.

So I haven't been blogging in a relatively long time, for reasons beyond the grasp of my amazing mind.

Actually, my mind isn't that amazing now.

Why In The-

I Have No Idea What The Title Means.

All very funny, but seriously.

So I haven't been blogging in a relatively long time, for reasons beyond the grasp of my amazing mind.

Actually, my mind isn't that amazing now.

The Definition of Life

Brace yourselves!

Life (n): A sexually transmitted disease that always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

Boy.

Well.

It's been a long time since I posted my last blog post.

Since then, I have been extremely insane.

I have recovered briefly to give this message to you.

YOU WILL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!

'Tis the season to outlaw Christmas Carols...

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Okay yeah that's enough.

You may have noticed that I am going insane.

Sherlock here is very observative, ain't he?

When you jump off a cliff...don't.

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Anyways, I haven't been posting in a long time, so here's what I'm doing.

I WILL MURDER YOU IN YOUR DREAMS.

Then you will wake up...

TO SEE ME, WIELDING A DAGGER.

AND THEN I WILL KILL YOU.

GRUESOMELY.

Fantasies aside, I will post another blog post.

And that will be more torturous than the above fantasy.

Keep calm and prosper/Live long and carry on

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The World Is Messed Up.

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dammit im mad

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